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Date: Fri, 26 Jan 1996
To: (Joke Group)•••@••.•••
From: •••@••.••• (Marsha Woodbury)
Subject: Your TEACHER Conference
From: Roger D. Sloboda
The Top Ten Signs That Your TEACHER Conference Isn't Going Well
by Suzy Red
10. The teacher asks if your child barks like a dog at home, too.
9. As you arrive, the teacher asks if you can spare a Valium.
8. On behalf of the entire class, the teacher expresses sympathy for
your marital problems.
7. The teacher says that you seem very intelligent and asks if your
child is adopted.
6. The teacher asks how the snake is doing, and you don't know what
she's talking about.
5. The teacher shows you $ 75 worth of dimes and quarters she found in
your son's desk, and you notice how thin the other children are.
4. The teacher encourages your family to take a week long vacation the
week of standardized testing.
3. You spot your missing Weight Watchers records on the bulletin board
as a part of the Examples of Graphs display.
2. The teacher has a can of pepper mace stored in a shoulder holster.
1. The teacher tells you that she had hoped your son could be a tree
in the school play, but he lacked the necessary acting ability.
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