Date: Wed, 28 Feb 1996
To: Recipients - HAND <•••@••.•••>
From: •••@••.••• (HAND!)
Subject: Your 'HAVE A NICE DAY' Laugh: #0029
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Your 'Have A Nice Day' Laugh is:
is sent to us by Mathew (msw):
'as told to my daughter by her grandfather:'
A lion was walking thru the jungle and he came upon a monkey. The lion
said in a grand old voice "WHO'S THE KING OF THE JUNGLE?!"
The monkey said "I dunna know." SO the lion grabed the monkey by the tail
and threw him against the tree!!!!!! "OK OK OK," said the monkey, "YOU are
you are king of the jungle."
The lion smiled and went his way. Then the lion came up to a group of
prairie dogs and asked "WHO'S THE KING OF THE JUNGLE?!"
The praire dogs spoke very quickly and said "Why... YOU are king of the
jungle" The lion smiled and went his way.
The lion then came up to an elephant he asked again in a grand old voice,
"WHO'S THE KING OF THE JUNGLE?" The elephant quickly grabed the lion and
threw him up against a tree.
"OK OK OK," said the lion, "IF YOU DONT KNOW THE ANSWER YOU DON'T
HAVE TO GET ALL BENT OUT OF SHAPE ABOUT IT "
Smile!
Cheryl Rogers
HAND! - Have A Nice Day!
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