Early bailout scams


Richard Moore

Nasrudin was plodding along the village path on his donkey, minding his own business, when he was approached by a stranger. The stranger was distraught, and explained he had just lost a pile of money gambling. He was upset because he was supposed to host a banquet the next day, and it was too important to cancel. 

Nasrudin, being a sympathetic soul, said he’d be glad to bail the stranger out, but he was broke himself. So the stranger says, that’s no problem, I’ll loan you the money and then you can give it to me. Nasrudin was bit slow in the head, perhaps from the desert sun, and he agreed.

A few days later Nasrudin was once more out on his donkey, and the stranger approached him again. This time he asked Nasrudin to repay the loan. Nasrudin said, “I can’t, I gave the money to you.” Too bad, the stranger says, I’ll have to take your donkey.